Forget dreaming about a white Christmas, just look outside your window — it doesn’t get much whiter than the 2 feet of snow that santa delivered early. Saint Nick may be a jolly old soul but he’s also a shameless promoter who romanticizes snow but leaves the rest of us to deal with it. Snow, bah humbug.
I’ve never seen a plow on his sleigh and he only goes out one night a year while we ask our City crews to leave their families in the middle of the night to make sure that everyone else’s families stay safe everytime we get a couple of inches and cold temperatures. Not everyone is resting peacefully with visions of sugar plums dancing in their heads when it snows.